Dinglebell posing with my new signed hockey stick and name plate. :) Both are Carter Rowney, #17. Coincidentally the same player whose jersey I have signed by the entire team.
Oh dear god what have I done…
Reblogging it again because I just was scrolling through my dash on my phone and saw it and pressed play and my brother gave me the dirtiest look and I just said “wait for it” and then I laughed and he stared in horror
That was fun
oH MY GOD
i’m gonna throw this on my playlist that i put on in the car and just wait for it to come on shuffle one day and wait for the looks of sheer hatred to come over everyone’s face.
OMG, THEY MADE CALL ME MAYBE BETTER. WHY MARTY, WHY
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
when the other team has a really good song as their goal horn
*NHL announces expansion to las vegas*
[tyler seguin trips over his feet asking for a trade]
(jonny toews claps his hands over pkanes ears and guides him away)
(Paul Bissonnette offers to play for payment in beer and speedos)
(Michael Del Zotto speeds over to Vegas in his salmon shorts on his inflatable dolphin)
who needs a thigh gap when the age gap between you and your favorite hockey player is big enough
don’t you mean imaginary lover from tv shows instead of hockey?
no, i mean hockey.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASN’T THAT
When I thought of all the ways my life could go wrong, reading fanfiction about pregnant men at three in the morning was not on the top of my list